How to scare a lesbian.

[agent_dani]

Me: *hiccups*
Wifey: "Do I have to scare them out of you?"
Me: "Meh, they'll pass."
Wifey: *dramatically* "Commitment!"
Me: "No, that's for gay men, not lesbians."
Wifey: "Oh."
Wifey: "U-Haul are out of trucks!!!"
*A short while later*
Me: "Damn it, that worked."

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[cmcmck]

:o)