How to scare a lesbian.
Nov. 13th, 2021 11:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
agent_daniMe: *hiccups*
Wifey: "Do I have to scare them out of you?"
Me: "Meh, they'll pass."
Wifey: *dramatically* "Commitment!"
Me: "No, that's for gay men, not lesbians."
Wifey: "Oh."
Wifey: "U-Haul are out of trucks!!!"
*A short while later*
Me: "Damn it, that worked."
Wifey: "Do I have to scare them out of you?"
Me: "Meh, they'll pass."
Wifey: *dramatically* "Commitment!"
Me: "No, that's for gay men, not lesbians."
Wifey: "Oh."
Wifey: "U-Haul are out of trucks!!!"
*A short while later*
Me: "Damn it, that worked."
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Date: 2021-11-13 05:56 pm (UTC)