Wife: "I've gone to the dark side."
Me: "We have cookies."
Wife: "I already ate some."
Me: "Do tell."
Wife: "I've created an account in World of Warcraft."
Me: "...been nice knowing you."
Me: "We have cookies."
Wife: "I already ate some."
Me: "Do tell."
Wife: "I've created an account in World of Warcraft."
Me: "...been nice knowing you."